It seems fitting this would be my first official post on Team RSR. So Wednesday night, Shae tweeted us totally normal and chill people who crush on animated characters a link to this Buzzfeed Poll. Naturally we then spent Thursday having a totally normal and relaxed and not at all insane conversation about how terribly wrong people were responding and the travesty of all the missing characters that should have been included. And thus, this post was born.
The exhaustive and not at all way too long poll of which cartoon characters are sexier. Have fun and vote correctly.
ORIGINAL HOT FOX OR HIS USURPER WHO DOES IT FOR YOU
PERSONALLY I’M A BUDDY BLUE KINDA GIRL but Red Butler is a valid option too I guess.
LOOK. I’ve never seen this movie – SHUT UP, I KNOW HELLO HAVE YOU MET ME? WHAT HAVE I SEEN? Anyway apparently this guy has two different hair colors for some reason and I wanted to know which one people find hotter.
I have the hugest crush on Philip, but Prince Charming is alright too I guess.
GO AHEAD AND JUDGE ME BUT DARK HEART AND PETER PAN WERE WEE BABY ANGIE’S VERY FIRST LOVES AND honestly if you haven’t seen the second Care Bears movie go away.
THERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER HERE AND HE DIDN’T HELP DECIMATE AN ENTIRE CULTURE
I ummm also haven’t seen this movie but both of these are very attractive to mine eyes
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I AMUSE MYSELF
YES THEY ARE TECHNICALLY THE SAME PERSON BUT C’MON YOU KNOW SOMEONE PREFERS THE BEAST TO THE PRINCE WHO DESPERATELY NEEDS A HAIRCUT
Don’t even try to pretend you don’t have a preference
Personally, I’m a Vegeta girl but let’s be real – neither Goku or Vegeta ooze the sex appeal their offspring do and I can’t believe I just used the words ooze and sex appeal. Also if you haven’t watched any of the Dragon Ball franchise SORRY NOT SORRY
As if any of you were unaware that I’m a monster
THE CURRENT LOVE OF MY ANIME LIFE VERSUS THE ORIGINAL LOVE OF MY ANIME LIFE
Victor’s hotter though don’t even try to deny it THAT AIR THOSE LEGS HAVE YOU WATCHED YURI ON ICE YOU SHOULD DO THAT
GO AHEAD – TRY AND CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDRELS WITH HEARTS OF GOLD. I DARE YOU.
Ben 10 grew up pretty and Teen Titan Robin is bae
I can’t even remember ever watching any of these movies but there were requests SO HERE WE ARE
Honestly I don’t know why I did this to myself they are both beautiful
I had to pair them because of the terrible hair situations – YES I THINK DIMITRI’S HAIR IS TERRIBLE SIT DOWN
ZUKO. MAKO. WHICH FIRE BENDER FIRES UP YOUR HORMONES?
somebody save me from myself.
I’M AN ASSHOLE
PS I didn’t include Shang in any of these polls because nobody is on his level, not because I forgot about him OKAY.
this is the best thing i’ve ever done. ever.
Oh my GOD DARK HEART. I could never find anyone who’d seen that movie and people thought I was bonkers. “HEY REMEMBER THE TIME THE CARE BEARS GOT TRAPPED IN RED GEMS BY SOME FIVE-YEAR OLD SATANIST”
I was obsessed with that five year old Satanist. I really should find a DVD and rewatch.
I feel like these are some of the most important polls in the history of everything. Also Disney WHY U MAKE FOXES SO HOT????
And yes, it is in fact Adam.
OKAY BUT YOU MADE ME CHOOSE B/W NICK WILDE AND ROBIN HOOD AND THAT IS JUST EVIL. (and I second no one being on Shang’s level)
You are so right about Shang.
First of all, that conversation is one of my favorites on Twitter ever. I love that we basically could write 20 characters with everone’s handles in the way. Secondly, your commentary. Thirdly, you really are evil, and ilu for it.
My commentary:
Robin forever. Nick WISHES he could be as cool.
Philip is totally the pretties of the *princes* so I’m with you here. Philip > Charming 1, Charming 2, Eric, etc
Tadashi is a babe.
I actually picked the sexist sleazeball because at least you know what you’re getting into with him and also muscles. I can be sexist right back to him and have him carry really heavy things. Like me on a bench. Apparently he’s good at that.
Yes, Prince Adam. But I totally voted for Beast. Yeah. I went there. Adam’s hair is such a deal breaker. (lol because Beast is so much hairier so my own logic makes zero sense)
Simba is WAY hotter than his dad, but you are a total monster. HDU.
I chose Victor (obviously), but OMG Tuxedo Mask <3
DIMITRI'S HAIR IS ONLY BAD IN THAT PICTURE. You totally could have chosen a prettier picture. He's just that guy whose hair you can play with and push out of his eyes. DON'T YOU THINK DIMITRI LOOKS SEXY WITH HIS HAIR PUSHED BACK, ANGIE?
Making me choose between Jack and Hiccup is just cruel, Angie. Even though I feel like a creep because they're both babies.
Please note above I said Philip is the prettiest of the princes. OBVIOUSLY Shang is the best out of ALL these dudes and is the leading man in all grew-up-mostly-in-the-90s-girls' sexual awakenings. Please edit this post and insert a few Shang gifs. We all deserve them.
In all seriousness, I love you, and I'm so glad you're on RSR!
I SPENT HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO FIND AN ATTRACTIVE PICTURE OF DIMITRI I DON’T THINK THEY EXIST
My prince list goes Philip, Eric, Naveen, Charming, everyone else lol
This is my favorite comment though
ROBIN HOOD sorry Nick I love you but I met Robin during my formative years and he will always win.
I have never seen Howl’s Moving Castle either but DANG he is attractive. Black hair for me.
Prince Charming is MASSIVELY boring okay Phillip all the way.
I have no idea what Dark Heart is, Peter Pan is the best though, always.
Yes Kristoff DUH.
Tadashi DANG IT ANGIE WATCH BIG HERO 6 IT’S SO GOOD.
ERIC VS ALADDIN?!?!?! YOU SUCK
Dimitri’s hair is THE BEST OKAY he is one of the most beautiful animated men in history and single-handedly responsible for my love of vests and rolled-up-sleeves
You know I still hate you for pairing up Hiccup and Jack so my excellent third option is SHIP THEM TOGETHER AND THEY COUNT AS ONE OPTION boom solved
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